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It has constantly come to my attention that I am poor. I have only one skill that it's even plausible that anyone would pay me to use (everyone wants voice acting for free), so I have made the decision to market my services to the people.

Price List

$6 - 500 words
$11 -1000
$20 - 2000
$28 - 3000
$4 more for every additional 500 words.
$25 more for rights to a character or plot item, if they're my original composition.

I can write in script format as well as short stories.

I try not to be restrictive, but I ask and recommend that you not request smut from me.

I would also be willing to do voice work, but I have no pricing guide for that.

Thank you preemptively for your patronage.
  • Mood: Sociable
  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Stories
  • Watching: Whatever's in front of my eyes, like it or no
  • Playing: With the minds of my enemies
  • Eating: Nothing good for me
  • Drinking: Fruit Juice


Mass-shared hallucination
Current Residence: Earth, unfortunately. Canada is better than most places, though.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Mine. I think that'd be "anhorexic".
Print preference: Free?
Favourite genre of music: It's more of a case-by-case thing.
Favourite photographer: People do that professionally?
Favourite style of art: Good. I like things that are done well...and manga.
Operating System: Windows 7, and I miss XP very much.
MP3 player of choice: They all fail, it would seem, but mine's a Sansa.
Shell of choice: Turtle. And now I have a pet. Score one for me.
Wallpaper of choice: The kind that covers walls?
Skin of choice: You racist bastards.
Favourite cartoon character: Impossible to decide.
Personal Quote: "Make your own world, then complain about the crabcakes there."

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DarkTinebra Featured By Owner May 3, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Dante8411 Featured By Owner May 3, 2014
Mirrasae Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014   Writer
Just wanted to drop by and give you a llama in honor of your brilliant signature. :thumbsup:
Dante8411 Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014
Aww, thank you.
LimonTea Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
Dante8411 Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2014
Angry again.
laracremon Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
thanks for the fave!!! Bear Emoji-05 (Excited) [V1] 
Dante8411 Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2014
Ah, you earned it.
silverharmony Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Thanks so much for the fav, I'm happy you enjoyed the PPG cosplay :D
Dante8411 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014
Aww, you're too sweet.
Why are there so many sweet cosplay girls in Australia and New Zealand?
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