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It has constantly come to my attention that I am poor. I have only one skill that it's even plausible that anyone would pay me to use (everyone wants voice acting for free), so I have made the decision to market my services to the people.

Price List

$6 - 500 words
$11 -1000
$20 - 2000
$28 - 3000
$4 more for every additional 500 words.
$25 more for rights to a character or plot item, if they're my original composition.

I can write in script format as well as short stories.

I try not to be restrictive, but I ask and recommend that you not request smut from me.

I would also be willing to do voice work, but I have no pricing guide for that.

Thank you preemptively for your patronage.
  • Mood: Sociable
  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Stories
  • Watching: Whatever's in front of my eyes, like it or no
  • Playing: With the minds of my enemies
  • Eating: Nothing good for me
  • Drinking: Fruit Juice


Mass-shared hallucination
Current Residence: Earth, unfortunately. Canada is better than most places, though.
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Mine. I think that'd be "anhorexic".
Print preference: Free?
Favourite genre of music: It's more of a case-by-case thing.
Favourite photographer: People do that professionally?
Favourite style of art: Good. I like things that are done well...and manga.
Operating System: Windows 7, and I miss XP very much.
MP3 player of choice: They all fail, it would seem, but mine's a Sansa.
Shell of choice: Turtle. And now I have a pet. Score one for me.
Wallpaper of choice: The kind that covers walls?
Skin of choice: You racist bastards.
Favourite cartoon character: Impossible to decide.
Personal Quote: "Make your own world, then complain about the crabcakes there."

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Just wanted to drop by and give you a llama in honor of your brilliant signature. :thumbsup:
Aww, thank you.
LimonTea Mar 15, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
laracremon Feb 14, 2014  Professional Digital Artist
thanks for the fave!!! Bear Emoji-05 (Excited) [V1] 
Ah, you earned it.
silverharmony Jan 23, 2014   Artisan Crafter
Thanks so much for the fav, I'm happy you enjoyed the PPG cosplay :D
Aww, you're too sweet.
Why are there so many sweet cosplay girls in Australia and New Zealand?
Thanks for the fave!
Thanks for the Llama
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