Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance

[link] Jonathan Coulton is a genius and can sing this song better than me while playing guitar, but I needed something to upload tonight besides my godawful Kupek failure.
Really, I should stop singing. I suck at it, no matter how it sounds to me when I actually sing it.
I'd have edited it more, but if I'm a bad singer, I'll still turn out junk. May as well save myself the effort.